Thursday, January 22, 2009

After So Long....

I haven't posted for the longest time!!!!!

I do believe you'll find a record of my last update chronicled alongside King Tut's burial somewhere in the British Museum.


Anyway, loads of stuff has happened since then. I lost my last few faithful blog readers. Trees and grass everywhere grew a few more micro=centimetres. Israel attacked Gaza, held it hostage, got part of its ransom payment it demanded, and is now waitng to bargain for more.



But lets not get all political shall we?



Anyway, with regards to my previous posts, about my office in camp and all, just to let you guys know, things have definitely improved. I'll have the whole of next week off and will be looking forward to some stray angpaos that always seem to come my way from somewhere.


And forget about the global financial crisis. Here, in this blog, i'll be revealing a financial crisis that has been going on since before the Lehman Brothers and Fannie Mae had an orgy, without proper protection, and is now wasted by much deserved STDs: My bank account.


Yes.


I know it does not at all impact anyone else, nor is it worth billions of dollars, nor is it tied to any other institution(except for POSBANK), nor is it significant to the world economy.


But i wanted to write about something i really feel strongly about.


Anyway, I believe Click 5 wrote a song about the state of my bank account= "It's empty........"


How did it happen? Well it's really quite simple. There wasn't much to begin with. I paid for my exam fees during my A level years, I paid for my misc. school fees (my family was in a spot rith then) and, most damagingly, i paid for my own food, so when i entered NS, i basically had around....hmmm....can't rmbr. Around 200 bucks?

Anyway, after i entered NS, i began receiving a monthly allowance from the government. thus, i stopped receiving an allowance from my parents. i began paying for my own food, clothes, transport....$500 goes into my account and $500 goes out every month.


I am really looking forward to payment from my xmas carolling.





Hope i've not bored you guys too much. I'm trying to learn this new song called "A Quiet Place'
and....well, lets just say that when the composer of this song actually composed this song, I wished he had kept quiet about it....